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How Small, Of All That Human Hearts Endure, That Part Which Laws Or Kings Can Cause Or Cure !

Recently, a terrifying and heart-rending plea manifested from some poor girl in the toils of the pop-up curse:

 

Firefox Girl

 
Please help me im crying my eys out plz i beg u ???

i went on to msn website and al these pop ups came up and started downloading stuff rght now and it donloaded smething called **** and *** his porn thing and my back ground ent red with this bull on it and i dont no wat to doit wont let me anything andit comes up windows virus thing is not up 2 date help me i am only 12 and my dad will kill me if he found out help me !! pz =::::::::(

 
Firefox Girl

 
This is actually quite sad, and it would be entirely inappropriate to feel a lack of appropriate emotion; particularly the presumed reaction of the noncomprehending pater familias — which really… I mean, you’d think by now… I mean, she’s just a girl; and also thus can scarcely be suspected of seeking sex sites. Which is actually serendipity on the modern day web, In Soviet Russia, Sex Sites Seek You ! Also, it’s difficult to recall, how to a child things which are both minor, and always voided by time, assume gut-wrenching importance. However, hearts may cease their frantic struggle like little birds caught in the hideous traps of our forefathers, for this Yahoo Question [cache] is actually marked as resolved. And yet, and yet…. Surely there must be some solution to the repulsion of these — strictly reeking of yesteryear, and in the time of the Clinton Administration — weakling pop-ups and associated virii…

 

Firefox parrots

 
If only there were some clue.

 

Firefox Girl

 
If only we could guess what it might be.

 
Firefox Girl

 
Some powerful sword ‘gainst which Pop-Up Hell itself shall not prevail.

 

Firefox Girl

 
Just one…

 

Firefox Girl

 
No matter how faint and delicately hued.

 
Mozilla Girls

 
 

[ I do wish people would adhere as near as damnit to spelling conventions... ]

 

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1 Comment »

  1. Lol United States Windows 7 Google Chrome 12.0.742.112 said,

    July 9th, 2011 at 2:15 am

    This is awesome! *orgasm*

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